05.30.07
What the HELL Was That?!
For those of you who didn’t understand that last post, this might help explain it. Maybe not. It’s basically the audio of a group of 40 players failing miserably during an attempt to kill a dragon in the World of Warcraft video game put to a ridiculous animation.
Speaking of WoW, I’d like to rant a little bit. I encountered a REALLY dumb druid last night in Ashenvale on the Shattered Hand realm. I was trying to kill some demons to complete a quest, but this Tauren druid was just standing behind me like some sort of moron. 
So I killed him. I mean, it wasn’t even close. I immediately tried to imagine the guy struggling to fight me off while still finishing up a plate of spaghetti. So I figured it was just a lucky happening of me getting a basically free HK. So I went about my business killing demons and such, but the druid wasn’t finished getting owned. Ohhh no. He decided to come back and die at my hands 5 more times before finally killing me as I was fighting him and another NPC. I of course came back and killed him…AGAIN.
I guess my whole point of this post is that WoW is WAY too addictive. I could have been bettering my life somehow rather than repeatedly killing some noob in Ashenvale. But as a full-blown addict, I find myself coming back to the game every night for another dose of bitter reality (or non-reality). But I’m sure that one of these days I’m going to get my Boots of Escaping!
If you’re just reading this to pass time before your guild raids Orgrimmar, feel free to watch the next randomly ridiculous cartoon I have to offer you.
Sweet As Candy (like usual),
Matt
