05.30.07
What the HELL Was That?!
For those of you who didn’t understand that last post, this might help explain it. Maybe not. It’s basically the audio of a group of 40 players failing miserably during an attempt to kill a dragon in the World of Warcraft video game put to a ridiculous animation.
Speaking of WoW, I’d like to rant a little bit. I encountered a REALLY dumb druid last night in Ashenvale on the Shattered Hand realm. I was trying to kill some demons to complete a quest, but this Tauren druid was just standing behind me like some sort of moron. 
So I killed him. I mean, it wasn’t even close. I immediately tried to imagine the guy struggling to fight me off while still finishing up a plate of spaghetti. So I figured it was just a lucky happening of me getting a basically free HK. So I went about my business killing demons and such, but the druid wasn’t finished getting owned. Ohhh no. He decided to come back and die at my hands 5 more times before finally killing me as I was fighting him and another NPC. I of course came back and killed him…AGAIN.
I guess my whole point of this post is that WoW is WAY too addictive. I could have been bettering my life somehow rather than repeatedly killing some noob in Ashenvale. But as a full-blown addict, I find myself coming back to the game every night for another dose of bitter reality (or non-reality). But I’m sure that one of these days I’m going to get my Boots of Escaping!
If you’re just reading this to pass time before your guild raids Orgrimmar, feel free to watch the next randomly ridiculous cartoon I have to offer you.
Sweet As Candy (like usual),
Matt
Bill said,
May 31, 2007 at 3:37 pm
You enjoyed every second of killing that druid regardless of how dumb he was.
My six year old son would have pwned that druid that is how bad he was. WOW is the greatest game on this planet and is addicting as crack cocaine. Now stop blogging and get to leveling!!!
Bama said,
May 31, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Billy Donovan to coach Magic
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/ufblog/entries/2007/05/31/donovan_gone.html
sorry now get back to WOW
gatormka said,
May 31, 2007 at 10:25 pm
What does “pwned” mean anyway?
gatormka said,
May 31, 2007 at 10:27 pm
In case you didn’t know, the term made the 2006 “List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen’s English for Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness.”
gatormha said,
May 31, 2007 at 10:48 pm
$5.5M/year! I still don’t know if it was worth leaving the Gators for. Oh well, I can’t wait to see who comes in his place. It was an awesome run, but all things must pass, I suppose. I kind of feel bad for the players who signed to play for the Gators, but they must have known there was a chance…